sex 

Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child

Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO

This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..

sex by ThatWeirdFuckGirl August 10, 2017

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What most people do on their coffee breaks. And/or when they're meant to be looking after children, but maybe that was just in a book...

"Having sex with a prostitute might give you an STD" claims leading paediatrician

sex by Legolas Redbard January 24, 2016

Sex 

A 18+ Thing to do with a stripper or Wife. And a easy way to have a baby

I had Sex with a Stripper

Sex by Google Inc. February 3, 2017

Sex 

What mysterious force compelled you to search sex? SEX, of all words?!?! *mutters to self: oh Jesus Christ, what has the world come to?* GET OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU OFF!

Why are you still here?!??!! You know what sex means!!!!

Sex by Awesome Person 14 May 3, 2018

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so one time on chrismas i was showering and my brothers friend was over. (he was kinda hot) i listened to music and i didnt hear him walk in untill the songs changed and i screamed almost for him to get out. when he didnt go out i wanted to scream for my brother but he just got in the shower with me. i was saying what are you doing and shitt but be was like trust me baby girl. we ended up fucking in the shower, in my bedroom and on the floor. i was only 13 he was 17 so yeah.

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sex by j u g h e a d 🥺 December 14, 2019

Sex 

Where a man sticks his hard cock into a woman's pussy or a man's anus, depending if you're gay or straight.

Sex can be pleasurable for both men and women. Sex qualifies as eating a girl out, blow job and anal sex.

Man 1: Yo, guess what I did last night?

Man 2: I don't know, dude. Tell me.

Man 1: I had sex with a busty babe. She also had the tightest pussy.

Man 2: Have her call me, I wanna have sex.

Sex by RawrItzAlex August 19, 2009

sex 

To be said when is someone does or says something that is extremely corny, weird or gay.

Person 1: Says something or does something extremely corny
Person 2: SEX!

sex by J Crack May 8, 2007