Potato fire 

When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.

I potato fired that so hard.

Potato fire by Project Zed November 28, 2017

potato sandwich 

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

potato sandwich by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018

Potato sapien 

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato

"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"

Potato sapien by Cadn February 13, 2018

Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.

Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam

Potato Gene by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018

potato slut 

A person that will have sex for potatoes.

M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut

potato slut by Tiffyboo March 8, 2018

potato flop 

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

potato flop by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

Potato Play 

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.

Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play

Potato Play by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018