covid-19life

it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️

someone in complete paradise: ha! you live in covid-19life

by internetbrowserandanimalfreak December 14, 2020

Covid

An actual person
Who has been literally tortured for over

20 years.

Who has lost friends and family.
To whom he does not know.
Now he has lost his home and sanity.
Anyone could be his savior, but they choose the GAME instead.

"Hey Covid... Ashleigh Crable." 🤡

by 1812Diamond#1 July 15, 2022

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

by Datthiza March 7, 2022

Covid-👽

When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.

A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.

by Covido November 1, 2020

The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.

“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020