Lazy Nicaraguan

A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.

While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.

I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.

by Boopieman April 26, 2011

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if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

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cutey with the nice booty

a term used for a girl that is not particularly extremely attractive, but has a rear-end like none other!

Kelly and Brooke are cuties with nice booties.

Look at the cutey with the nice booty.

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

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Nice Ride!

A Nice Ride is a girl that has a nice booty/ass/butt/bum.

Damn ma thats a Nice Ride!

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

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thats nice

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011

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