Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade
I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .
by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020
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MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.
Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight
by OG_Breadstick December 24, 2020
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DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.
While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"
by starvingRD January 01, 2015
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Permanent math

Permanent math is a death
by imakeweirddefinitions December 18, 2022
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Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.
The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.
by pinmonkey January 04, 2010
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