Definitions by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan

Philly Tuxedo 

A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)

Person A: Take that outfit off! You look ridiculous!

Person B: Show some respect. This is the Philly Tuxedo

Philly Tuxedo by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 9, 2023

LAFM

First used by automotive youtuber Tom's Refurb, LAFM is an acronym that stands for "Looks At Facebook Marketplace"

Person A: Why did you buy that crappy car?
Person B: Because I suffer from LAFM.

LAFM by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 3, 2023

China 

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product

I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.

China by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan December 4, 2018

pasgania

something dumb that Laurence said because he was tired and needed coffee; also can be used as a food item, a weapon, flex tape or flex seal

Umm..hi welcome to Chickie and Petes how may I take your pasgania

pasgania by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 11, 2018

Phil Swift 

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

Phil Swift by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018