LAFM

First used by automotive youtuber Tom's Refurb, LAFM is an acronym that stands for "Looks At Facebook Marketplace"
Person A: Why did you buy that crappy car?
Person B: Because I suffer from LAFM.
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 03, 2023
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Phil Swift

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 08, 2018
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pasgania

something dumb that Laurence said because he was tired and needed coffee; also can be used as a food item, a weapon, flex tape or flex seal
Umm..hi welcome to Chickie and Petes how may I take your pasgania
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 11, 2018
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China

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product
I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan December 04, 2018
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Philly Tuxedo

A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)
Person A: Take that outfit off! You look ridiculous!

Person B: Show some respect. This is the Philly Tuxedo
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan November 09, 2023
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