smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019

un-intelegent

Stupid, Un able to be smart even when you try.

I am so un-intelegent

by Red head human December 9, 2019

Speedo-intellectual

A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.

That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.

by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020

Pseudo-Intellectual

The "intellectual" way to say smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants

The liberal arts guy are sorta Pseudo-Intellectual

by Sir. B September 19, 2020

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020

Sexual intellectuals

Sexual intellectuals

There were three sexual intellectuals at my door.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

Political Intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.

"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"

by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021