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The Goonz Squad 

A group of teenagers, who are wanna-be gangsters. They live in Matamoras, Pennsylvania, and claim they run shit in that town, but no one knows who they are, or cares. Theyre white as ghosts, and will haunt you with their homosexuality. They take their music too seriously, and feel that just because they listen to Lil Wayne and Wu-Tang Clan, means that they gotta become one of them. Theyre all about they money they dont have. The most money they ever make is 20 bucks from ripping someone off with dirt mids. They like the motto M.O.B(Money Over Bitches) but sadly, they cant get both. They are a self-proclaimed "gang" but they dont own, or have ever owned guns. They walk like they have a broom shoved up their ass. All in all, these kids act like theyre members of the N.W.A, but really, they wont do anything.
Person 1: Yo I heard The Goonz Squad are real pussies.
Goonz member: Yo you talking shit nigga?
Person 1: Yeah, What are you gonna do about it?
Goonz member: Well, nothing, cause we're white, cant fight, and im on house arrest..
Person 1: Exactly..
The Goonz Squad by DrGreenThumb420 January 28, 2010
Related Words

Goonie Gang

An elite group of outcasts, geeks, and diesels who are intent on taking over the world.
Goonie Gang by goon. January 18, 2011

goonberry 

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!
goonberry by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011
a group of thugs or ganstas.
oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?)
goons by dat_gyal_glitz__x December 26, 2008

El Goonish Shive 

El Goonish Shive is a web-comic for people who like to see men transformed into women, humans transformed into animals, and anime-style martial arts wackiness.
Have you seen what Tedd did this week in El Goonish Shive?
El Goonish Shive by Anonymous September 20, 2003
Quite obviously it derives from the popular eighties film the ‘Goonies’ one of the few decent american words that translate to ‘geek’ or some sort of ‘dweeb/outcast
Dude what a goonie you are, crumpets go best with butter not marg.
goonie by guest1984 August 13, 2005