Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

Willfully contradictory

Someone that tries to discredit the way you treated them as inhuman after they tried to make you feel insignificant about your skinny arms and shit like that. Then they still try to twist it around to where you made it one sided.

He/she is willfully contradictory for such a broad minded person, or does it just seem that way to me because my view of the world is as narrow as it is?

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

bubblegum contractor

When a contractor or worker just material and parts together to make it.

That entrance was installed by a bunch of bubblegum contractors.

by Nopenotmine October 6, 2021

Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

by biddersss November 21, 2021

General Contractor

A bitch; a poor excuse for a man; someone that likes to watch his wife sleep with electricians.

Yeah, he’s a general contractor. His wife is a complete slut

by unklesatan January 27, 2022

Contingency Contract

A game mode in Arknights that only big-brain players can pass. In Contingency Contract (or shorten as CC), there will be a lot of buff and debuff selection, each will have its own difficulty, accumulating to a score called Contingency Level (a.k.a Risk). Each CC season will last 2 weeks. During the first week, the highest risk you can achieve is Risk 26 (Most of the time Risk 18), in week 2 it is 32

Player 1: Hey, have you seen that video where 777Ucky passed Contingency Contract season 6 Risk 18 with only 2 operators?
Player 2: What the heck? I can only pass Risk 5 with 13 operators! How can he do that?

by Sakura_Kaslana March 1, 2022