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Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
by Social Dp April 16, 2015
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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
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social war

Unlike traditional war, this focuses more on the social aspect only. A difference of cultures and ideas clashing constantly as a result of those two having no choice but to be in close proximity with one another
"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
"Yeah, one side of America was for it and another was against. It was a total social war!"
by Lovelypacific November 19, 2016
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social CRM

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.
by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010
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social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact
Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.
by Word-maven March 14, 2020
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
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