A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
by ulb remorse October 21, 2009
Get the pig switchmug. The worst pet known to man:
1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.
2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.
3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.
4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.
The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.
2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.
3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.
4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.
The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
by John Big July 21, 2005
Get the guinea pigmug. The act of sexual intercourse similar to "doggy style" when one individual is bent at the waste or on all fours (the catcher) and the other individual (the pitcher) is penetrating one of the catchers openings from behind. In order for the Flying Pig to take place the pitcher must reach over the top of the head of the catcher and pull upward on the nostrils as to give the catcher the appearance of a pig's snout, at which time the catcher will vigorously flail their arms in an attempt to thwart the nose grabbing only to make it appear as though they have begun to flap their wings; HENCE THE FLYING PIG.
by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007
Get the Flying Pigmug. a commonly used graffiti marking especially in suburban areas
Originally comes from a fucking dumbass who thought it was an oxymoron for "Big Penis" named Lee Harp
Originally comes from a fucking dumbass who thought it was an oxymoron for "Big Penis" named Lee Harp
by Pig Benis July 15, 2004
Get the Pig Benismug. by iderflaid September 13, 2011
Get the pig roastmug. by Club 333 February 24, 2005
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. 