Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"
by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012
Get the gluten free-tardmug. A "straight" person who is Bi-curious, but who is afraid, and/or has no clue how to go about having a same sex experience. (Also bi-tarded) Usually this person has an unusual amount of gay, and lesbian friends and is often the only "straight" person in a group.
My friend Tiffany is so beautiful. I think about kissing her all the time. But I've never kissed a girl before and I'm nervous. I'm afraid to do anything about these feelings so I don't do anything. I am such a bi-tard.
by _Nic_ January 6, 2008
Get the bi-tardmug. by ArmChairEmperor March 17, 2004
Get the tard jarmug. by r_u retarded April 16, 2009
Get the techno tardmug. by BigNasty69 December 10, 2012
Get the Free-Tardmug. by Jacob Cobb December 24, 2007
Get the Wii-Tardmug. Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.
by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010
Get the Sweaty F Tardmug.