b-tard 

those whose lives revolve around the /b/, or "random" section of 4chan.

see also btard and /b/tard.

"ah fuck, we're surrounded by b-tards"

b-tard by STEPHASAURS April 25, 2007

B-tard 

half bastard half retard

"man that motha is bein such a b-tard tryin to get some from his best friend's mom"

B-tard by marchino January 12, 2005

B-tard 

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.

You are such a B-tard!!

B-tard by Ruhmwolf October 31, 2004

/b/tard 

Someone who browses 4chan's /b/ imageboard.

"I am a true /b/tard."

/b/tard by Irne May 9, 2005

b tard 

because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.

/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth

b tard by xak January 9, 2008

/b/tard 

A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine

They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van

Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!

/b/tard by AnonymousNigra October 27, 2007

/b/tard 

typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat

'/b/tards unite! We are anonymous! We are legion!'

/b/tard by partyvan September 7, 2006