by marchino January 12, 2005
Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.
by Ruhmwolf October 31, 2004
by Irne May 09, 2005
because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.
/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth
by xak December 15, 2007
"ah fuck, we're surrounded by b-tards"
by STEPHASAURS April 18, 2007
A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine
They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
by AnonymousNigra August 19, 2007
typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat
by partyvan September 06, 2006