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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bane you

When someone cups a fart and then puts it over your mouth and nose like Bane's mask and you can't breathe.
You are being mean to me, now I'm going to Bane you.
by Iwokeuplikedis June 2, 2014
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
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you must be from the north

i phrase used by people who live in southern cities(e.g. Nashville, Atlanta, Savannah,Raleigh,Dallas, Birmingham, Floridian cities do not count)
it is used when someone says or does something or extreme oddity of a southerner while in the south
guy1: i prefer pepsi over coke
guy2 : you must be from the north

person1: i hate sweet tea
person2:you must be from the north

human1: i like professional football over college football
human2: you must be from the north
by Fuckthisfuckinshit December 16, 2014
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fly you to paris

you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris
by Potjuice January 8, 2015
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you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin
Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.
by pentozali November 9, 2013
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