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twitterbeast
A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.
twitterbeast by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018
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twotter • twotter blading • twitter • twatter • trotters • Twitter Whore • thottery • Twitter user • totters • Twitter stan
Twatter
When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat
This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you
This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you
Go away you Twatter!
Twittercitis
Twittercitis
~noun
painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.
~noun
painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.
I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!
This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!
My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.
If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!
This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!
My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.
If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!
Twittercitis by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018
Twitterdick
Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.
Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.
Twitterdick by New_Uzer November 27, 2018
twitter speech
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"
*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*
"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"
*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*
"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
twitter speech by boatychan February 3, 2019