tom sawyered

When you ask someone to play Rush and they play Tom Sawyer

"Man, I asked my gym teacher to play Rush and he played Tom Sawyer. He really Tom Sawyered me"

by end me pls69 December 1, 2022

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018

Tom Cuck

Tom Cuck, pretending to be on ones side politically and then undermining that side with fallacious arguments designed to undermine the side you purport to support.

I was going to acknowledge that Pennsylvania didn't run a lawful election, I pretty much did, then I said I had better just go along with it like a Tom Cuck.

by Chardmaster January 3, 2021

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom Brindle

A man who has a large desire to be filled head to toe with cum on a daily basis and has a tendency to commit identity fraud

what a tom brindle honestly

by poopinggod5676 November 16, 2021

Tom Pearse

Tom Pearse can be described as a physically fit and muscular individual who exudes confidence and sex appeal through his physique and demeanor. He possesses exceptional physical strength, endurance, and agility, which are often showcased through his athletic prowess and ability to perform challenging physical feats. His attractiveness is enhanced by his chiseled features, well-groomed appearance, and magnetic charisma. Overall, this type of man commands attention and admiration from those around him due to his impressive physical attributes and irresistible allure.

Tom Pearse is the hottset man that has ever lived
Tom Pearse did you mum last night

by Flamingod05 May 11, 2023

tom and emily

been snapchatting so long that they may as well have started in the womb. LOTS OF POTENTIAL to be SOMETHING. But, they do be in different states of big ole Straya . Snap streak so high Einstein had a seizure. lmao. They be real cute when they want too.

person 1 : Emily's phone is going off.
Person 2 : definitely tom
Person 3 : tom and Emily at it again.

by we stan October 30, 2020