Statussing

When you like someone's facebook status and copy it to your status update ... in other realms it would be plagerism but in the cyber world its genius

I like your status so much, I'm statussing it

by kimmime April 28, 2011

Statuspro

A place where dreams come to an end.

I had the worst nightmare; it was like going to statuspro and back.

by Deprived99544 November 22, 2011

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

status killer

A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.

-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?

-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!

by André10000 November 11, 2011

Stanislawski

Something Phoenix can never pronounce. K's great. I'd fuck her any day, but only if she touches me.....there.

Hi I'm Stanislawski, call me lady Dr. Jones!

by Weiner Wagger January 12, 2012

sanus omnivore

sanus omnivorism is the practice of comsuming only healthy amounts of any kind of meat products for example only once a week. This eating habit was developed after scientific findings proved that vegetarians often lack supply of certain nutrients like iron that are hard to find in plant foods.

I became a sanus omnivore after discovering that I don't get all the necessary nutrients I need when being a hardcore vegetarian

by MickG October 30, 2013

STATUSfaction

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014