Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.

Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...

by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

plaid pants

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

pants

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006

spanky pants

sexayyy shorts that attract men to spank you.

Nick: look at that bootayy!

Thomas: she got on some tight spanky pants....ide tap that any dayy.

by elizabeth jasonsonghi8 March 20, 2008

pants down

The penalty for losing a game of 8-ball (standard pool) without potting a single ball is to walk around the table with one's pants down (or skirt up), according to official pub rules. This counts for any loss, including accidental sinking of the eight ball.

1: You suck at pool; I beat you pants down.

by Aspirex December 26, 2005