Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.

Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.

by The universe_actually August 18, 2025

jagdale iron

A sack of anal juices. Simply put as a pink sock filled with used semen.

I loved when she showed me her jagdale iron.

by Assflounder June 28, 2014

Jirachi Iron Head

When the head is so good you're flinching for 60 percent of it.

"That bitch Jirachi Iron Head so good"

by MamoPig August 16, 2024

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Ironic

using or characterized by irony.

*Gloopert responding to Bernard Wilson*
Gloopert: You're a random
Bernard Wilson: That is Ironic

by bernardwilson December 23, 2023

its ironic

something that people usually men use to make fun of them self's and there interests

"i heard your doing ___ " "what no its ironic"

by ftjtrervsssssssssss February 4, 2021

Ironic

An event happening right after talking about similar events.

Person 1: I use to party in the fields in old barns
Person 2: Well the Ironic thing is, I got invited to one that is just like how you describe your youth.

by MintelPier October 5, 2019