Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football

Goose is so bad

by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020

Goose

A shaven punani.

Yo dude did you see that goose on that girl?

Yeah bro it was more barren than the Sahara.

by BeaveGoose January 25, 2020

Goose

Honk

Goose - "honk"

by Creamynuke February 5, 2020

Goosenecking

When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.

"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"

by COVID-19 February 21, 2020

Goose

(A white long necked animal that will take over the world

(That goose will kill use watch out)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020