Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

Alaskan Bullwinkle

A sexual act when the male ejaculation in another male or females pubic hair and eats the semen

Tim-Hey drew, you know what an alaskan bullwinkle is?

Drew-Nope

Tim-Good

by HxC HAHA December 13, 2009

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

Alas

Someone who is a asshole and is a manipulative pice of shit

Person 1: stop being a alas
Person 2: no

by Superman151515 June 28, 2021

alasdhhkgasjjese

A very cool language made up by native tribes of Minnesota, passed down through spoken dialect.

My mother and father spoke alasdhhkgasjjese to me as a child.

by Claire Humes April 29, 2008

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010