Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

Spoon Digging

The act of eating jello or chocolate pudding out of your lovers anal cavity.

"Hey Pete, what are you doing for dinner later?"
"I plan on spoon digging Steve tonight"

by No scoping November 6, 2018

Spoons

It can be either cuddling, or as british people would call the weatherspoons

'Who fancies a cheeky spoons'

by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

Spoons

wetherspoons

U up for going to spoons?

by Boii_0 January 4, 2019