bodice ripper 

An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.

She read a couple bodice rippers every week.

bodice ripper by Amaranth March 29, 2004

Bowel Ripper 

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

Bowel Ripper by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009

ripper magoo 

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

ripper magoo by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

ass ripper 

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.

1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"

ass ripper by psiscott April 26, 2006

Ripple Nipple 

When you pull a girls nipple and it causes her whole tit to wave, like a ripple effect.

Scott hooked up with that girl with the big titties, bitch had some ripple nipples.

Ripple Nipple by Papa G-ross January 10, 2009

the rips 

When a dog runs laps around your yard or house, typically at full speed, for no apparent reason. Highly entertaining to watch.

Buster and I were playing fetch, and then all of a sudden he got the rips! It was hilarious!

the rips by C. Smith January 3, 2008

Ripped Tanked 

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

Ripped Tanked by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009