A Covid

A Covid is a Cigarette Once Vaped Intentionally Dropped, in other words a cigarette that someone smoked, put out and left behind but still enough for another person to get a few hits off of

I'm out of cigarettes and need to smoke. I'm going to check the ashtray for a Covid or two.

by Homo on the Range May 10, 2024

COVID-19

A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.

Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

Symptoms of COVID

Cold

Sweaty feet
Shivers

Sleepy

Cough

I have all the symptoms of COVID-19!

by King_crewz August 15, 2021

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.

With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?

by Covido January 1, 2021

Covid luck

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19

"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"

by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022

ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020