MILF

My Life (produces) Little Flatulence.

Greg: Ass Gas? Farting? Ew. Never done that before
Evan: Wow. I guess you're a MILF

by NeverEverNebula October 13, 2022

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an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck

son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here

by foxytime2345 December 4, 2022

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A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.

(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!

by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022

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Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..

you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess

by Ratfudgedurmom January 4, 2023

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