Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

Junk Punk

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.

Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.

by pgcr90 March 11, 2007

Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

by Tryky October 14, 2009

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

man junk

Reference to a man and all the excess motor-based ‘grown-up’ toys that he has accumulated over the years (e.g. dirtbikes, ATVs, go-karts, etc...)

“John’s had to buy a new trailer to carry all his man junk.”

by Todd T. April 24, 2008

Skunk Junk

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.

Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!

by Jason Gallo October 21, 2007

junk

A word to replace 'chunk' or 'piece'.

A junk of wood, or a junk of ice.

by oldbitty December 26, 2011