hookerstution

The act of doing sexual things for a price, without breaking the law.

Jack: dude, Mr. Krabs always has perl calling him daddy and giving her money. That’s illegal prostitution

Terry: No man, it’s just hookerstution

by Ole reliable January 15, 2018

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about their sexuality for the gay bants!

Stranger: Have you got a bird mate?
Homo: Nah pal, I'm a big hoofter woofter

by Hoofter 3000 January 30, 2018

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018

Hooker

Hooker/Thot/Slut Someone who dates/Fucks guys or girls for money

@ppointments only

Hey let's go get some hookers tonight since my girlfriends out of town

by thtDUDElorenzo March 16, 2018

Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

by Hook123 May 19, 2018

Hooner

When you can’t say dick cause your mother/father will beat your ass

I’m gonna grab your hooner and pull it over your head

by Josh Newman May 21, 2018