Funk & Google

Virtual digital research source (modern version of
the encyclopedia Funk & Wagnall)

It's a fact! You could look it up in your Funk & Google!

by Jack F. Kelly January 1, 2009

doink schnib gooblede goop

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

by doinkman October 20, 2008

Look it up on Google

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.

911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

Google

The best known search station people use to find what they want, and get the exact opposite of what they search.

Billy Joe Bob look, it's my lucky day, I got a brand new pair of goggles when I searched Google on Google.

by timothy N June 18, 2007

Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.

"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"

by Knightrous May 20, 2008

Googlebird

A woman who is skinny, but has an enormous nose, which ruins the rest of her facial qualities.

Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She's got a nice body! But...

Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.

by F8L September 29, 2008