Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 23, 2022

Evan

Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.

Evan is gay

by I’m a fakee April 07, 2018

Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

by qt...gayy November 26, 2019

Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

by peachypie98 September 02, 2022

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 21, 2023

Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get

I love Evan

by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021

Evan

Super ugly, stupid and tall.

Evan is stupid

by Namyac March 30, 2019