Dick'Quil 

That deep stroking, sheet gripping, back scratching, multible cuming, sweat dripping, lip biting, "FUCK" yelling, bomb sex that will leave her passed out.

Boy: what's wrong

Girl: I've had a long day
Boy: go to sleep

Girl:I can't

Boy: oh don't worry I got some this "dick'quil" that will put that ass right to sleep

Dick'Quil by Ole_fdb January 28, 2015

Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

Dick Card by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010

Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.

Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!

Dick Poop by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015

Dick Move 

Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.

Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.

Dick Move by dlairman May 12, 2018

dick in a box 

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

dick in a box by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

Dick-piece 

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.

"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."

Dick-piece by DB0380 September 14, 2009

dick mirror 

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.

Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.

dick mirror by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010