Sabertooth Crotch Crickets 

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

beaver crotch 

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

beaver crotch by iloveshavedpussies December 9, 2008

joined at the crotch 

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

joined at the crotch by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

fire crotch

a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!

"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."

fire crotch by BBQPorkRibs February 26, 2010

Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.

Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.

Fire Crotch by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009

Cave Crotch 

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

Cave Crotch by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

butt crotch 

When a woman lies infront of a man, and her butt is nestled into his crotch. Also known as spooning.

Term is interchangeable aswell. Has many variations like crotch butt, butt crotching, crotch butting...

Suzie: I feel like cuddling...how about a bit of the ol' butt crotch?

Matthew: Yeah sure babe, but don't be surprised if I get a spoonicorn....

butt crotch by ol'yellowbricks October 26, 2007