Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

by l4ljavs August 5, 2021

Cootastank

The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.

-For visual stimulation search for images of women's Blue Waffle

Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-

Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*

"Excuse me for a moment please."

*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*

Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*

Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*

Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"

-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.

by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021

Cooterbreath

CooterBreath is when someone licks off a girl and their breathe smells like a cooter

*man licks off a girl*

Girl:Your breathe smells like my cooter

*his breathe was Cooterbreathe

by Ya mummmmm August 26, 2021

cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse

'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover

by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021