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Cum Economics

Cum economics is the economic value and processes that affect the cum market. For example when there is too much African cum in the market it causes demand to drop. (that's open for interpretation)
William: I love the cum economics of my country Uganda

Joe Mama: stfu
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
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cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole
"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"
by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018
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Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.
I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!
by jackthehat June 30, 2011
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Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010
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Cum With The Wind

The act of expelling semen out of ones anus after the partners ejaculates into said anus.
"Wow bitch that was some crazy anal sex! Now Cum With The Wind!!!!"
by Nicademus May 2, 2010
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cum-faucet

when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.
by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010
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Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008
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