book

This is what comes up on predictive text instead of cool. Book is the height of all coolness possible.

James: I am soo book its unbelievable.
Mel: Ahahaha, no. Lol at your face.

by Booktimes. October 27, 2011

book

A thing old people use to look stuff up

When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary

by ecstatic_editor July 1, 2012

Book

A hard or soft covered rectangular shaped object that holds many words, sometimes about a fictional story or maybe about real life occasions. Not often read anymore, due to the internet.

Man, you still read books?
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.

by ImDunWithLife December 27, 2016

Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

by wild_prairie_gal December 19, 2008

Coloring Book

The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.

Yeah, I drew a picture of a Giraffe on Becky's tear-filled face.

by Kojack December 15, 2003

book

To get someone's number

I want to go book some boys at the mall today. I booked some boys when we went to Six Flags last week.

by Victoria S. August 23, 2007

book

A piece of literature that people read and write to make themselves feel smart.

"Hey john, did you read the book i wrote last year?"
"nah man, you aint smart, stop acting a fool!"

by MattStaff April 25, 2008