finger paint

the act of dipping your penis in ink and slapping the face of the victim

talk to me like that again and we'll go finger paint in the closet

by uncle gleno November 8, 2009

Finger Painting

Finger painting in the gay community is when you finger your partner's asshole, then use the excrement on your finger to paint a picture on your partner's body.

Joseph did a finger painting on me last night. It was truly a work of art.

by PyroPeephole December 12, 2010

Joy Of Painting

(noun) A television show which is often watched by characters from www.homestarrunner.com. Although visitors to the website have never been able to view a full episode, it is clear that it is watched as cassettes of the show have appeared at various points in within the website. A silent clip of the show, however, can be viewed by hovering the cursor over one of the Joy Of Paintings cassettes in the Toons Menu. From this clip we can gather that it is presented by a bushy haired male, similar in physique to Marzipan, who appears to be teaching the viewer painting techniques.

The cassetes in the Toons menu, the VCR at the end of the Strongbad email "12:00".

by Bigfatnobody October 11, 2003

Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

by Bobber4419six4 September 8, 2007

Paint

To be boring, like to watch paint dry.

Andy: Do you fancy going out this weekend?
Doug: No, I can't be bothered.
Andy: You are paint pal!

by mypalsmith June 22, 2009

paintball

You are a fucking commie terrorist if you don't know what paintball is.

For all of the commie terrorists: Paintball is the most godly sport that this planet ever has and ever will see...EVER. Paintball completely owns Airsoft, one million times over. Legally, you have to be at least 10 to play, but no one listens to those pussy rules.

Paintball equals God.

Airsoft equals Hitler.

by manicayla April 8, 2010

Mongolian Paintbrush

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.

Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 7, 2023