top of the morning 

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye

Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

top of the morning by k1th February 11, 2010

monday morning 

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

monday morning by xalena September 23, 2006

morning glory coffee 

to have sex

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

morning glory coffee by purple brownie September 29, 2010

Morning Wood 

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

Morning Wood by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 19, 2009

Morning Dew 

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.

Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.

Morning Dew by Dgreene August 12, 2010

morning glory

seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.

Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!

morning glory by creAtive January 21, 2004

Morningto

Drinking a mojito before 10:00am.

This morning I had morningto with my breakfast.

Morningto by KCizzle12 September 18, 2007