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brooke hogan

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan
by SexyLexie June 14, 2008
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chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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hogfather

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus
Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.
by scotte61 November 6, 2014
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Hogenda

The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.
Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.
by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015
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Hoggles

a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes
I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.
by pkocksubban March 12, 2018
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hogsucker

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker
by littlejimmie March 15, 2019
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Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
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