Hogan's Alley

The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.

My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.

Hogan's Alley by jbogfunk April 4, 2009

Slamming Hogs

Better known as “packen a dip/chew” the phrase “slamming hogs” originates back when chewing tobacco was first a thing. It’s said that slamming hogs can get you alot of kills. Of course in order to understand any of this you have to be one of the boys! Eh?

“Just upgraded to grizzly so imma be slamming hogs all week, yeeyee!”

“Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”

“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”

“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”

“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”

Slamming Hogs by VizzleJizzle420 February 18, 2019

Dumbbell Hogger 

The douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.

Swole guy 1: "yo that douche has two 55's, two 60's, and two 65's. How am I gonna do my incline press"
Swole guy 2: "What a fucking dumbbell hogger"
Swole guy 3: "Fuck this, I'm doing crossfit."

Dumbbell Hogger by Football, money and ladies October 21, 2016

brooke hogan 

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

brooke hogan by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.

Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"

chokin the hogan by cornfritter October 26, 2010

hogfather 

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus

Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.

hogfather by scotte61 November 6, 2014

Hogenda 

The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.

Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.

Hogenda by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015