Demon Crotch

What happens when you touch and older ladies vagina with Bill tongue
Oh man Demon Crotch
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Crotch at ya

It means "What's up" or "Hey"
Crotch at ya, Susie!!
by Zombiegurrl13 October 13, 2007
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Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.
It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.
by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008
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christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 11, 2008
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