breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.

by Yazzy July 27, 2005

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

champagne socialist

Try this trick to dismiss your opponent's arguments without listening to them. Especially effective against people who can afford a better phone than you or those who sometimes indulge in luxuries. This ad hominem attack is sure to nullify even the most well thought-out argument for wealth distribution.

Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.

What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.

Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.

Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.

So, you want unemployed people not to die from easily treatable health problems, but you won't even sell your house and live as a hermit in the woods to make it happen; could you even be more of a champagne socialist?

by FantasticHairline99 May 30, 2018

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003