A "Bum Root" is when a penis penatrates anothers anal cavity. However, the term Bum Root can also be used to diss one of your homies if he/she is being an annoying asshole.
by Adam101 September 5, 2008

by Iron Maiden Rules November 26, 2013

Phrase originated in modern Garfield, NJ hoodlums meaning any liquor that comes in large amounts for a cheap price, or any liquor in general that is decent and can be bought at a cheap price.
by ZazrakTSW May 7, 2010

Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.
by The O.B.T June 2, 2012

Marcus: Hey Andy, did u hear matt and joel bum scissoring last night?
Andy: Yeah man, they were rubbing anus's and moaning like a pack of wildabeasts. Wildabeasts do that i guess.
Marcus: Oooh yeah.
Andy: Yeah man, they were rubbing anus's and moaning like a pack of wildabeasts. Wildabeasts do that i guess.
Marcus: Oooh yeah.
by CheesusCrustFUCKYEAH March 27, 2011

When the fabric of your clothes is sucked between your bum cheeks creating the outline of your crack...
by mcsaf October 18, 2011

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
by Jack December 7, 2004
