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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
mugGet the loaded wafflemug.

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
by erection-infection March 7, 2014
mugGet the waffle handymug.

angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
mugGet the angry wafflemug.

Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.
by The Light Phantom June 3, 2017
mugGet the Flop wafflemug.

Medium Waffle

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”
Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
by TheRealNickMcClaughry April 21, 2018
mugGet the Medium Wafflemug.

Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex
I want to smash waffles tonight Becky
by Johnson68102 May 2, 2022
mugGet the Smash wafflesmug.

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!
by B'Jeff February 3, 2018
mugGet the donkey-wafflemug.

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