compmunicate

When two or more people in a room/office are near each other, but only talk to each other through IM or online chat.

Source:G4 urban dictionary spot

"Jen and Mike are sitting next to each other, dude, but they only compmunicate with IM."

by Xterra August 17, 2009

jabrony

A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.

Man, Cole's such a jabrony, flaunting that stupid expensive Rainbow Dash figurine. Who cares?

by Xterra August 17, 2017

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra April 02, 2016