Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”
Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
by TheRealNickMcClaughry December 20, 2017
Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
bruh you look like Soggy Waffles
by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019
A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
by Noctoner December 25, 2010
When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.
Shit for Hazelnut Spread
Blood for Strawberry Sauce
Piss for Syrup
Cum for Whipped Topping
Shit for Hazelnut Spread
Blood for Strawberry Sauce
Piss for Syrup
Cum for Whipped Topping
by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022
One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016
Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
by B'Jeff February 03, 2018
The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.
by Quentin and Anthony February 25, 2011