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P Town is an abbreviated term for a small city in northern California, more commonly known as Pacifica. As many of you may or may not know, Pacifica is home of the infamous Linda Mar Shopping Center, which contains extremely important stores such as Slaveway, Rite Aid, and Ross. Where would Pacificans be without Slaveway, a place to visit various Terra Nova high school students and make them cart your groceries to your car? Where would Pacificans be without the utterly useless Rite Aid, which is no more than a pathetic, but newly rennovated, hopeless place to steal an assortment of widely used alcoholic beverages? Where the FUCK would Pacificans be without Ross?
A place for the elderly to purchase clothes and for teenagers, especially chicks, to purchase the same blouse as the next chick, awaiting the day they both wear it on the same day and both try to hide the fact that they actually shop at Ross. Pacifica is a place where public service workers, such as policemen and firefighters enjoy constantly asking for donations, when in fact, thats the last thing they need. I suggest, the Pacifica Fire Department get a fucking Dalmation, so they can at least look appealing to children (through daily field-trips to elementary schools due to the fact that they have no actual emeergencies EVER, except for the occasional suicide attempt/pitiful fight attempted by Terra Nova students). I suggest that every police take their fucking blinding flashlights and stick them up their fucking asses and take their damn cuffs and use them to fuck eachother (at least with style). P Town is also a huge carrier of a very commonly used drug known as marijuana. Not only is it bought buy everyone and their fathers, but it is also sold buy the same people who buy it and smoke it. The funny thing is, is that the retailers of weed try to screw over their customers by raising the price (when in fact they probably have enough weed stashed away in a tin can somewhere). It is a known fact that everyone has driven thru Pacifica and it is also known that no one actually takes the time to stop here. Ahh yes, the B.O.V. A place where people declare it is a 'tuff living', and it is sad to say that people in Manor probably have it the tuffest. Another funny fascination: teenagers who live in Linda Mar and even Manor think they wont see customers they know by working at the Manor Slaveway. *chuckle*, wut idiots. I say they see more people they know at Manor than any other store (and just to let you know, for those of you working at Manor Slaveway, customers find it much more embarrassing to have to show the courtesy and admit they know you by saying hi to you, than you do by just seeing them). O finally, the positives about Pacifica. which unfortunately turn to negatives sooner or later one word: BEACH. I find it humorous to think of the wide variety of people who surf in Pacifica, ranging from old fogies to the littlest of children. I would just like to say, yes, it must be very difficult to fall off your board 50 times in 30 mins trying to surf 3 foot (at the most) waves. I enjoy seeing the comedic action while cruising down highway 1. No, the beach is good for plain old sandy fun...nothing more. Go surf somewhere more worthwhile. please. its too cold in those waters anyways. Who could forget the wonderful Beachfront TACO BELL! With its shitty outdoor tables, you may at some point in you life find it pleasant to eat here. Without furthur adue, i'd like to end this longass definition, in hopes of encouraging my fellow readers to add to this schpeel. gracias an example of how everyone tries to speak spanglish due to the absolutely completely fulfilling spanish courses at terra nova high taught by perez, araiza and guz. Party over (fuck those 2 words).
A place for the elderly to purchase clothes and for teenagers, especially chicks, to purchase the same blouse as the next chick, awaiting the day they both wear it on the same day and both try to hide the fact that they actually shop at Ross. Pacifica is a place where public service workers, such as policemen and firefighters enjoy constantly asking for donations, when in fact, thats the last thing they need. I suggest, the Pacifica Fire Department get a fucking Dalmation, so they can at least look appealing to children (through daily field-trips to elementary schools due to the fact that they have no actual emeergencies EVER, except for the occasional suicide attempt/pitiful fight attempted by Terra Nova students). I suggest that every police take their fucking blinding flashlights and stick them up their fucking asses and take their damn cuffs and use them to fuck eachother (at least with style). P Town is also a huge carrier of a very commonly used drug known as marijuana. Not only is it bought buy everyone and their fathers, but it is also sold buy the same people who buy it and smoke it. The funny thing is, is that the retailers of weed try to screw over their customers by raising the price (when in fact they probably have enough weed stashed away in a tin can somewhere). It is a known fact that everyone has driven thru Pacifica and it is also known that no one actually takes the time to stop here. Ahh yes, the B.O.V. A place where people declare it is a 'tuff living', and it is sad to say that people in Manor probably have it the tuffest. Another funny fascination: teenagers who live in Linda Mar and even Manor think they wont see customers they know by working at the Manor Slaveway. *chuckle*, wut idiots. I say they see more people they know at Manor than any other store (and just to let you know, for those of you working at Manor Slaveway, customers find it much more embarrassing to have to show the courtesy and admit they know you by saying hi to you, than you do by just seeing them). O finally, the positives about Pacifica. which unfortunately turn to negatives sooner or later one word: BEACH. I find it humorous to think of the wide variety of people who surf in Pacifica, ranging from old fogies to the littlest of children. I would just like to say, yes, it must be very difficult to fall off your board 50 times in 30 mins trying to surf 3 foot (at the most) waves. I enjoy seeing the comedic action while cruising down highway 1. No, the beach is good for plain old sandy fun...nothing more. Go surf somewhere more worthwhile. please. its too cold in those waters anyways. Who could forget the wonderful Beachfront TACO BELL! With its shitty outdoor tables, you may at some point in you life find it pleasant to eat here. Without furthur adue, i'd like to end this longass definition, in hopes of encouraging my fellow readers to add to this schpeel. gracias an example of how everyone tries to speak spanglish due to the absolutely completely fulfilling spanish courses at terra nova high taught by perez, araiza and guz. Party over (fuck those 2 words).
"Hey, dude, where do u reside?"
"Yo man, p town is the place. Dang fool, u dont even know. The BOV is like, totally bombin."
"Sounds like a harsh livin bluh."
"Yo man, p town is the place. Dang fool, u dont even know. The BOV is like, totally bombin."
"Sounds like a harsh livin bluh."
p town by fool higgins January 31, 2008
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O-Town
O-Town can't sing for shit, as with most boybands. Equally retarded are N*Sync, Backstreet boys, Linkin Park, etc.
Brown Town Pummel
The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.
Brown Town Pummel by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
slu-town
area inhabited by a decent quantity of sluts; most likely found around or near a University of Colorado at Boulder sorority or dormitory
"how was that party up on the hill last night?"
"lame...a bunch of freshman and sorority sluts just ended up spending the whole night dancing to shitty electro music while sucking ugly ass frat boy's steroid shrunken cocks to get attention."
"sounds like slu-town USA"
"tell me bout it brothuh"
"lame...a bunch of freshman and sorority sluts just ended up spending the whole night dancing to shitty electro music while sucking ugly ass frat boy's steroid shrunken cocks to get attention."
"sounds like slu-town USA"
"tell me bout it brothuh"
slu-town by professorchaos4 April 29, 2010
out of town stupid
(adj)- in sports; it is a person (general manager, owner, etc) who believes a player from a different city is a quality player, when in actuality it is the national media hyping the play of said player.
Hopefully Matt Forte will gain enough national credit to attract "out of town stupid" gm's to trade a good player for him.
out of town stupid by Bitchtits Mcgee November 16, 2009
crazy town
One of the best rock/hip hop/rap groups ever.Have done songs such as toxic, darkside, butterfly-big hit, revolving door, and two of their best songs so far have been drowning and hurt you so bad.Crazy town consists of shifty shellshockaka seth binzer(vocals), epic aka brett mazur(vocals),squirell aka kraig tyler(guitar), kyle hollinger (drums), trouble(guitar)and doug (faydoeelay).
crazy town by dr jones January 11, 2004