October 30

National give your friend a hickey day

Guy 1 - "Hey you know what today is?"
Guy 2 - "October 30?"
Guy 1 - "Yes! It's give your friend a hickey day!"
Guy 2 - "Bend over let me put it on your d***."
Guy 1 - "what are you fucking gay?"
Guy 2 - "Yes."

by dr.shlanger October 30, 2020

October 15

On October 15 it’s grab a tits day

Hey miss did you know it’s October 15 and that means it’s grab a tit day!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

October 24th

National dumb bitch awareness day

October 24th is your day, dumb bitch awareness day

by Jgksj Brian th dngjdjgnsng October 19, 2020

October 24

National tell your crush you like them day

On October 24 go up to your crush and tell him/her you like them

by John boob gems October 16, 2019

October 17

Become your crushes boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Get your crush on October 17

by #happylife! October 16, 2019

october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

October 19

National yeet your baby day. It's ok if they die it's a holiday.

Wife: "Man I really don't want this cheap ass baby, "
Husband: "Don't worry honey its almost October 19,"

by Isosheper October 18, 2019