Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005

Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)

A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.

Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"

Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"

by theunf0rtunatetruthhurts September 8, 2013

owens dick

Is very small

We named the worm 'Owens Dick' because of its similar size

by True stuff March 30, 2016

Fuck the Owner Day

December 17th is Fuck the owner day.

On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to troll and grief the server owner/admins all they want without repercussions.

Bruv, Fuck the owner day is tomorrow and I haven't put together a plan to mess with the admins!

by VoxBoxVox December 17, 2021

i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008

Own the Libs

Things incels, right wing cucks, and losers say to shut down an argument and make them feel good about something in their shitty lives.

Karen was proclaming that "she own the libs" when all liberals get silent due to her startling stupidity

by theguywhopunchedbenshapiro July 23, 2020

Owns

1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.

1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.

by Adelina March 27, 2004