dead stick

Getting an object or title that would usually fail most of the time

Why do I have to get that one? Stop leaving me with the Dead Stick

by The Aquatic Falcon April 15, 2022

Been Deaded

The superior way of saying died

My nibba Otis been deaded he wont respond

by OtisLover69 October 31, 2019

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

Waking the dead

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel

On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Ensign Dead

In Star Trek, a random Redshirt who is taken on an away mission simply for the purpose of getting killed. Can also be used to refer to a superfluous member of any friendship or work group - one who doesn't quite fit in and is often left out, or asked to do things the other people won't.

Nerd #1: Who the hell is that guy talking to Bones?
Nerd #2: Oh, that's just Ensign Dead.

Wes: Ugh, someone threw up in the meeting room at the party last night. It's disgusting - someone's got to clean it up.
Nick: Make Jeff do it; he's such an Ensign Dead.

by wolfiesayrawr July 19, 2012

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

Dead Sled

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

by Heavy Pootis Guy March 9, 2014