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Bohemian Mountain Approach 

The Bohemian Mountain Approach is a technique used to gain access to pussy. The use of the Bohemian Mountain Approach is quite simple, just do this. First, be kind towards the said girl. Second, distract the girl when you know she is comfortable with you. Then, when she is distracted quickly ram your index finger into her twat! This will instantly get her into the mood and who knows, maybe you will get some action too!
He used the Bohemian Mountain Approach in order to finger her and in turn he got a handjob.
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Taiwanese Mountain Climber 

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

battle mountain 

town in northern nevada that has a population of crackheads and prostitutes but it still smells better thatn lovelock which smell of horse shit and urine but of course the bums that are always around leave a stench with their broken bottles of bum piss aka 211 and their arrid fecies on ppls cars
Jim: Oh Man i cant wait til i get to battle mountian to screw a hooker in the ass
Gary: Me either i want to get herpes there.
Jim: Gee this is going to be the best trip ever i cant wait til i tell all my friends

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack 

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

huckleberry mountain 

the true story of what went on between huckleberry fin and jim on their journey on the mississippi.
dude: i knew somethin had to happen on those lonely nights

dude 2: bro, huck can be very seductive

dude: huckleberry mountain is crazy
huckleberry mountain by motoson January 13, 2007

Rocky Mountain Oysters 

Martha loved to impress company with her rocky mountain oysters.

Death Mountain 

When you make a very tall (foot tall usually) mountain of snow and dive in it in your swim suit with 4 friends. You run and dive in and try to dig a tunnel to find your friends. You sit in the mountain until someone gets too cold and goes out. The last remaining player wins.
Joe, Steve, Tim, Carl and I made a death mountain. First out with Tim, then Carl, then Joe, then Steve, then me. Im really warm blooded!
Death Mountain by Bobbyjoe20202 January 23, 2011