Flying Carpet

A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.

Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"

Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"

Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"

Dan: "When's your next class?"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Flying dodo bird

When a guy is capable of tying his penis in a knot and when he walks or jumps around his balls flap around it.

My boyfriend showed me his flying dodo bird then i had to un tie it. :P

by Balls McLongwood February 20, 2011

fling-flong

we were off chops and we came up with this word for dingers

double sided Red HQ's

by Andusumus Maxsimus December 18, 2004

flying dumpchest

an ass that flies around at night (or day depending on when it is called upon) to dump on the chest of any unsuspecting person. friendly only to members of new trier rowing

the flying dumpchest shat on elliot organ.

by Bill McBass May 12, 2007

flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).

Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."

by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016

flying Philadelphia fuck

The same thing as flying fuck, only emphasized.

I do not give a flying Philadelphia fuck about you! Fuck a tree, asshole!

by Mr. E. James February 3, 2005

Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

by Gronaudden June 12, 2012