Crunc

The supposive replacement for the word “Bitch” because it’s being banned in Massachusetts :(

Johnny: “Tim, you’re such a crunc why did you eat the last donut”

Tim: :(

by Brandonimo November 27, 2019

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

crunchy

Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.

Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)

Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)

Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)

Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!

by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007

chunch

A derogitory term for a freshman in high school.

The dirty chunches deserve a beating!

by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003

chunch

a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.

He told me that my milkshake, in fact, did NOT bring all the boys to the yard. In response, I gave him a firm chunch to the neck.

by captain chunch May 14, 2011

crunchers

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

by lukeboi July 4, 2006

chunchilla

A chunchilla is a pre-human creature that is a mix between a baby and a guerilla

OMG that baby has way too much body hair.. no wait its only a chunchilla

by jpweb January 12, 2006